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Playoff Kershaw is the Best Kershaw

All Up Innes

Josh Innes

News, Comedy, Sports, Entertainment News

2.4526 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Playoff Clayton Kershaw strikes again. Is he really a bad playoff pitcher? Probably not. But, he's had so many bad moments that we will always believe he is.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So last night I went to sleep well before the end of the Phillies Dodgers game.

0:04.2

Like last night felt like a good go to sleep early day because it was the one day without

0:08.2

meaningful football going on and the Tigers game was over earlier.

0:12.6

So I was like, shit, I'm going to sleep at like nine something.

0:15.8

I watched an episode, the newest episode of bailing out loud because I enjoy my uncensored version

0:20.7

of the show of the girl with Tourette's who just says like, you know, wacky Tourette shit.

0:25.6

Like, hey, he's, the funniest one from yesterday was like, you know, he sucked George Washington's dick.

0:31.6

That was one of her ticks, right?

0:33.7

So like we watch this show and I enjoy it.

0:36.2

But then what I hate is like so this girl this

0:39.1

girl balin has these ticks because she's got um because she's got Tourette's so like her ticks are like

0:44.9

she says wacky shit and makes wacky noises and says offensive shit i don't know how this

0:49.6

you know how they did this or how it came to be that if you have Tourette's you say fucked up shit

0:55.4

But if you have Tourette's you say fucked up shit. That's just the way it goes So she says weird shit But like some of her ticks are like like are regular types of ticks and noises she makes and sometimes these new ones just pop up So you watch it and you laugh and like you're not laughing at the chick.

1:11.9

You're just laughing at the shit she says because it's wacky.

1:14.3

That's why it's on TV. and sometimes these new ones just pop up. So you watch it and you laugh and like you're not laughing at the chick.

1:11.9

You're just laughing at the shit she says because it's wacky. That's why it's on TV. They know you're watching this because it's wacky. But then like she'll go to social media and be like, please don't mimic my tics. It's offensive and whatever. I'm like, then why the fuck are you on TV? if you think it's offensive

1:26.4

if someone like repeats one of your ticks and thinks it's funny

1:29.0

like I feel bad for you that like you involuntarily the fuck are you on TV? If you think it's offensive if someone like repeats one of your

1:27.9

ticks and thinks it's funny, like I feel bad for you that like you involuntarily say shit like

1:32.5

you know, George, you suck George Washington's dick. But it's funny. Like it is funny that you say

1:38.6

this. Like I'm sorry if you didn't want us to know that you say shit like you suck George Washington's

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