Playing snooker with a tram

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Jonny and Richard have discovered another amazing world championship. Also in this episode, the cars of Scooter, German pronunciation help, a windscreen fitting contest, Bluetooth smoking, a knob-steer hero, hedgehog v tortoise, sightings at the National Motor Museum of Australia, a new car TV show featuring a beloved singer, a curry-fuelled trip to the kart track and bracelets for Land Rovers.

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0:00.0	I'm Johnnie Smith, I'm Richard Porter, and this is Smith and Sniff a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things.
0:09.0	Didn't think I was going to start this here podcast with an apology but I'm going to
0:17.6	send an apology out Rich to the Dance Music producer scooter.
0:26.3	Ah, yeah, I feel like I feel like I really ought to say sorry
0:32.4	because I'm not by the way I'm not saying
0:35.3	sorry for his music because it's still irritating and shit but we had a letter from a chap called Dylan, Dylan Malkin.
0:48.1	Hello, SSGs.
0:50.3	I couldn't help but chuckle over the latest podcast about Johnny's mention of early
0:53.7	naughty's Euro dance band Scooter. I felt a piece of useless trivia may add to your
1:00.2	discussion as the lead singer a German who goes by the name of
1:03.8	HP Baxter with two X's is is quite the Helmsman it seems in the music video
1:11.0	for one which is O and E he is driving a 1973 Jag E type V 12 and he also
1:20.5	drives around in a 1961 Jag Mark 2 and he's also got a Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud 3, Cabrio.
1:28.0	So he's a he's a British car enthusiast, it seems. Well I was similarly tipped off about this by one of
1:37.5	our patrons Marcus who said dear Johnny and Richard I had to drop you a line after hearing your
1:43.2	chat about scooter in the latest episode because you'll love this
1:47.0	HP Baxter brackets yes out of off of Germany and scooter has a car collection that is an absolute roller coaster of old money Britishness.
1:57.0	Let's start with the piece of the resistance, a Land Rover Defender 110 in the same bronze green as Prince Philip's funeral wagon.
2:05.2	What? Yeah, when backs to saw it online, he naturally had to slap down 94,500 euros. Very specific. It's a former fire truck from South Tyrol, V8 engine and all that, and he's
2:19.1	had it kitted out with a Cherrywood bar in the back, perfect for a post-Rave g and tea.
2:24.4	Oh wow, yeah, Yeagermeister, surely.
2:28.3	Well, yes, exactly a few of those. Marcus goes on to say his first car was a VW Beetle.
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