Playing Hard to Get (w/ Ms. Pat)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2021
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Ms. Pat chats with Nicole about her time in jail for drug trafficking, shares the secrets behind her 28 years of marriage, and offers advice on how to play hard to get. Plus, Ms. Pat's not happy that Nicole's sleeping around with random audience members, so she decides to set Nicole up with a man.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please! |
| 0:15.0 | Tell me why! |
| 0:18.0 | Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:26.0 | You date me a podcast with me, Nicole Byron tries to figure out how I'm still single. |
| 0:30.0 | Even though if you took me on a trip to Hawaii and pushed me right off the cliff, I would |
| 0:36.0 | climb my way back up and say, hey baby, I think you forgot me. |
| 0:39.0 | My guess today is comedian and actress. |
| 0:43.0 | Host The Pat Down podcast, her multi-cam sitcom The Miss Pat Show premiered last month on BET Plus. |
| 0:49.0 | I haven't gotten a chance to watch a full episode yet, but I've been looking at clips, |
| 0:54.0 | and it is so fucking funny. |
| 0:57.0 | Also, Miss Pat has a, this is not happening story about getting shot in the titty that is maybe one of the funniest fucking things I've ever heard in my whole life. |
| 1:07.0 | It's Miss Pat! |
| 1:09.0 | Thank you for having me. |
| 1:12.0 | How you doing? |
| 1:13.0 | Thank you for doing this. |
| 1:15.0 | So your show premiered last month. |
| 1:18.0 | How has the reception been? |
| 1:20.0 | Because I've been seeing so many clips. |
| 1:23.0 | It's been really, really great. |
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