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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you

Toucher and Rich, presented by Vandal Sportsbook on the Sportsound. Still pissed. I'm going to be out of town when Ghost is here.

They immediately went to their tour schedule and tried to find out where within like

flying distance or train distance can I go see Ghost and I might actually be seeing them

in Philly.

Well, that's good.

Oh, it's great.

But that's not the question we all should be asking at this point.

What's that?

The question we all should be asking is, has there been any further contact with the Jim

Ursa people?

Are you indeed going to be up on stage?

Because the concert is a week from tomorrow, right?

It's sat next Saturday.

It's the 15th, whatever that is.

All right.

So it's a week from Saturday.

It's nine days away.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nine days away. What is the latest? The latest is I am in a very friendly holding pattern. What does that mean? They're being nice about it? What is it? It means if Stephen Tyler shows up, Rich is getting shoved out the door. You see, that's the thing, is that they're waiting for it. Right. They're waiting for Joe Perry to say no before they bring me in. And I would understand. Sure. It's one of the few things they'd be like, you know what, Jim, even though you promised. I'm kind of a fan of Joe Perry, and he might be a little bit bigger. so I get it. I understand. Let him go on there. Let him take my spot. But you have your guitar. You have the chops. My guitar, I'm playing the smells like teen spirit guitar. He's got a million guitars there. I'm going to do the one that David Gilmore played the comfortably numb solo on in the studio.

That's the one I'm going to defile.

You're going to totally wreck the thing.

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