Playing Guitar For Wolves

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Robert Kelly

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Jay has ideas on how Johnny Depp can improve his look after aging badly since he played guitar for wolves in a commercial. | Duff McKagan of Guns n Roses invested early in local companies that became billion-dollar enterprises. | Jordan Jensen is the new Lady Gaga. | Jay revisits the show "The Two Coreys" to reexperience their childish fist fight. That leads him to dive into the movie "Blown Away" where both Coreys simulate sex with Nicole Eggert. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:05.8	Last for life.
0:08.2	Wean, want, wah.
0:09.6	Yeah.
0:10.3	This guy got laid a lot for how ugly he's always been.
0:13.5	It's impressive.
0:15.1	Wasn't he, wasn't when he was around, that was good looking?
0:18.8	That look was kind of hot back then. When he was young, he wasn't a bad looking guy at all, I guess. But he was never was good looking. That look was kind of hot back then.
0:21.6	When he was young, he wasn't a bad looking guy at all, I guess.
0:23.8	Like dirty.
0:24.1	He was never great looking.
0:25.5	Dirty punk.
0:26.8	Yeah.
0:27.4	Was good looking at one point.
0:29.1	You know, they made a CBGB movie, uh, once.
0:34.1	It was so bad.
0:35.2	Did you watch that ever?
0:36.1	Yeah, it was awful.
0:37.2	Was it a series or was it a one-off movie?
0:39.9	Maybe a movie.
0:40.6	Yeah, I saw a shitty one-off movie about 15 years ago. Right, yes. And wasn't it? Yeah, it was like me and Christine were like first dating. We watched this thing. And it was, like the talking head story was in there. but Iggy Pop wasn't the scene with Iggy Pop when the guy goes out there and Iggy Pop's like,
0:55.5	is there any guys I could have sex with because I've had sex with all the women And it's time to have said and then David Bowie comes up or something and they're like yeah let's go fucking gay off And they just let it was like some weird overt scene of like Iggy Pop and I guess David Bowie just went to go suck each other's dicks. I did that at Skank Fest last year. Yeah, I know. Me and Zach went and sucked each other off. That's why he was all fucked of a story wars. I drained all the come out of him. Hey, Zach, dude. Hey, go back to that photo. He looks, who does he look? Go back to the other page.
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