One thing that makes me sad is there's a family. This is going to be very controversial episode. Hey guys, episode two, ten, sorry, the way I look. If you listen to our last episode, latent, I talked about him getting the vomiting. Well, I got it, which I'm not surprised. It's like our neighbor's daughter has the vomiting. It's just all these different viruses going on. And it almost broke me. I almost started bawling crying the other night because it just was coming out both ends. And that's the worst kind of have. And I was so tired of just doing that that I almost I almost woke you up and was just like about to cry and be like, take me to urgent care because I felt so dehydrated because I couldn't keep anything down and then you told me to suck on some ice cubes. So I was like sucking on ice cubes and yeah, the only positive is I did get on the scale today and I dropped six pounds. Because you're dehydrated. Yeah, but I've been what, yesterday I had bone broth. You made me and then just stuff like that, like food right now. I'm still kind of like, but I am a little bit better today. I'm just so weak this morning. I woke up and I felt super dizzy, but that's probably because I was dehydrated, but just drinking a ton of electrolytes and sleeping. Wow. Yeah, I hope I don't get it next. It seems like it's going around. The school has half empty, and I don't know, it just seems like it's going around. It's that time of year. I knew it because Christmas break, The kids have off and then they come back to school and then it's like full on. Full journey. And then everyone, even if the parents are like, he's got sniffles or she's got sniffles, they're like, just get them out of here. They've been home for two weeks. So then just all the germs and stuff. But it's that time of year. It happens every year. But I hope I don't get it because you were down and out. We just got over late and he didn't go to school last week. Yeah. He was out all week.

And then I'm on my third day. I called you Friday. You were at work. I was like, can you get lost in it? If I'm like not picking up my kids, um, I really don't feel good. And luckily, you didn't have any shows that you had to do. And you're like, oh yeah, I can grab lost.

And I was like, oh my gosh, thank God.

Because I was gonna bring every day at pickup. and luckily you didn't have any shows that you had to do. And you're like, oh yeah, I can grab lost.

And I was like, oh my gosh, thank God.

Because I was gonna bring every day at pickup, we would, when Layton was sick and we had to go get lost. And I brought a trash bag in the car. I was like, Layton, if you got to throw up, just puke in here and we'll get rid of it. And then I was gonna bring myself a trash bag if you couldn't pick up loss and because I was I couldn't stop throwing up

Okay, well happy Monday everybody. Yeah. That's a breakdown of Jordan's sickness. Let's dive into that a little bit because what is going on with you throwing up in trash bags? I said it was coming out both ends. So, drop in a toilet. You throw up in a bag.

So where do you want me to poop?

And it's coming out both ends. I have to sit on the toilet while I'm throwing up. Okay, if that's the case, that's fine. But it wasn't. I went in there and you were like, I can't talk, I'm gonna throw up and you grabbed the garbage can next to the bed. Because I couldn't make it to the... It's two feet away. I couldn't make it to the toilet. Late in one night, I had to clean up his vomit

And I almost vomited from cleaning up his vomit and I have a trash liner in there. I get it, but I don't understand why you want to save it in the room and then... I put it out like that. And then you don't even throw it in the garbage can. Yeah. Which is another two feet from the door where you leave it. You leave it You leave it right outside. Because I had chills and I was aching and I wasn't feeling good and I brought it down. I brought the bags down and I set it in the garage outside by there. And then the next day I got up and I put it in the trash can. There's like five throat bags in the garage. Oh, right now. Does it not get those? It's disgusting.

I've been, I have done, I've been cleaning up vomit and I just don't understand why you don't throw up in a toilet. Why do you want to save it? Well, if I wasn't shitting my pants, I would be throwing up, or throwing up in the toilet. Okay. I'm just saying. And then throw it in the garbage can. I'm throwing up all night.

I'm not going to, and I had no energy.

I'm not going to keep going up and down this step. and then throw it in the garbage can. Well, it's midnight. I was throwing up all night.

I'm not going to, and I had no energy.

I'm not going to keep going up and down this step. It's four, it's four more steps. Feel like a sense of accomplishment. No, I was, I would get up and my heart was racing. I'm like, oh my gosh, I have to lay back down again because then I felt like super weak. You when Jeff gets this and you start vomiting,

let's see, you start answering questions.

But at least I like to be left alone when I'm sick. You want to like, chat it up. Well, I need, I get like anxiety and I start freaking myself out. And then I'm like, oh my gosh, do I need to go to the, not emergency, but urgent care and my super dehydrated and then I get my head and I freak myself out. Okay, let's get into that now. Because latent had the exact same thing, vomiting in the poops and then you got it, but then you get paranoid that you're dying of something. Yeah. You think that's just a coincidence that you were throwing up and had to push. I just, I can't help it.

I have an anxiety problem.

And when I get in my heart is racing and I'm aching, I can't help it. I'm just, I'm crazy. No, I get, I'm a baby when I'm sick too. Did I tell the story of your blue mouth last week? Did we talk about that? We're not going to talk about that. talk about that because it's

even telling our neighbor

last night. I was over there

with the kids watching football. of your blue mouth last week. Did we talk about that? We're not gonna talk about that. Yeah, we are gonna talk about that. Because it's hilarious.

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