This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. And as I pointed out to you

the other day, the ridiculous, and we have to start with the ridiculous Gemma Collins,

this enormous blonde mane. I mean, looking even more ridiculous since she's ever looked before,

looking like very bad drag. And they say it drew the eye to it, mainly because she looked so ridiculous. You know that once they've taken all these extensions out, she's going to look absolutely ridiculous because it's just going to look like the proverbial fat bird, who looks a little bit like sort of Dolly Parton in the early days

when it was all wigs and everything else. Unfortunately, they looked better. Dolly Parton is as thin as that.

Gemma Collins is as wide as a London bus. So not good. A lot of people thought she looked like

drag, which of course is exactly what she looked like. And so what she's done is she's obviously got some free extensions, but I mean, you don't really want to look that bad, do you?

You really don't.

They say she's set to cause a stir on the show.

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

She revealed some of her bad habits.

She said, I'm a bit messy. Well, I mean, nobody's remotely bothered by the fact that you've got bad habits.

It's the fact that you're a bit dull.

And I think being dull is possibly the worst bad habit.

Being dull and having no personality.

Playboy have contacted me, says Lauren Goody.

Showing off her dangerously low-cut swimwear. She said, she vows to

strip off. It's a bit desperate, isn't it really? The sad desperation of a talentless has been.

And so she said to, she says here, I've been contacted by Playboy. Nothing set in stone,

but I've been contacted by a playboy photographer.

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