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The Jason Manford Show

Play Your Birds Right

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2017

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

It's Jason's final stint filling in for the OC. Topics for the day are... 1 - The 6 O'clock Army is back in full swing for one last time 2 - We've tried to flush Hitler's Toiler but it just won't budge 3 - We've created a brand new Wickes game. Come on down and Play Your Birds Right 4 - DISASTER! The Spinney Wheel has broken 5 - When your good deeds go bad 6 - The tech boffins at Absolute Radio have created 5 brand new radio stations just for you 7 - Matt's back with the blimmn' songs. There is no stopping him 8 - The Swap Shop is open for one final purchase. Who is walking away with a car?

Transcript

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0:00.0

Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.

0:05.6

Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.

0:09.2

In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.

0:14.0

Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.

0:18.0

To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.

0:24.4

Bud's ice steam fresh.

0:26.1

frozen meals steamed in minutes.

0:28.2

Goodness that's steamy. Jason Manford

0:34.0

Absolute Radio.

0:35.0

We're real music.

0:37.0

Matters.

0:38.0

Good morning Jason Manford on absolute radio this morning.

0:45.0

This is time for the 6 o'clock army if you're up and about

0:50.0

this morning, 812.15 on the text to speak to what my general

0:56.8

Jason I forgot general jason you a long week on to it

1:00.7

Sergeant Steve Sergeant Steve or Marshall of the Royal Air Force Steve. I just jumped up today.

1:07.0

Wow. To be fair, for how hard you've worked this week and how popularly have been people have love Steve Edge this week.

1:17.0

I think you should be promoted.

1:19.0

Okay, thank you. That's very nice of you.

1:20.0

Yeah, so I think we'll go with, um, what's the one just underneath?

1:24.0

You can be lieutenant general.

1:28.0

Lieutenant General, okay.

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