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Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.7 • 9.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Big Mama Premier League gifted us a barn-burning weekend right on the eve of Christmas. Gosh, we must have been good this year.
Today, Marcus, David and Jim revel in the enjoyable chaos of Newcastle 2-2 Chelsea and the less-enjoyable chaos of Tottenham 1-2 Liverpool. Plus, David goes to war against 'modern football'...
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| 0:00.0 | It's the most wonderful time of the year, everybody. |
| 0:03.0 | Welcome to the Football Rumble! |
| 0:05.0 | Aston Villa won again and Dominic Calvin Lewin scored again! |
| 0:08.0 | It's Monday 22nd of December, I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:10.0 | I'm Jim Campbell and I'm the other college. |
| 0:12.0 | Hello, everyone! Hello everybody. |
| 0:25.7 | It's nearly Christmas day, Jim. |
| 0:27.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:28.0 | Not far off. |
| 0:29.0 | Yep. |
| 0:29.3 | Just, are we three chocolates away? |
| 0:31.6 | Depending on whether you've eaten one today. |
| 0:33.3 | Depending on what kind of calendar you have as well. |
| 0:36.0 | Because some people, |
| 0:36.4 | it only goes up to the 24th, |
| 0:37.7 | which is a disappointing realization when you're a child. You think, hang on, I'm being mugged off here. Yeah. You're distracted by all the other Christmas loveliness. Never got over it. We just keep getting less and less. I'm quite surprised, like, they'd stop it. They take 21st or something these days. that's how it goes you know I mean |
| 0:54.9 | I've noticed how it's more my mazbaras are these days |
| 0:56.8 | kind of shrinkage economy or whatever and less and less. I'm quite surprised, like, they'd stop it. They take 21st or something these days. That's how it goes, you know what I mean? I've noticed how small my Mars bars are these days. |
| 0:56.6 | Kind of shrinkage economy or whatever, if they call that yet. But at Advent, it means, you know, just prior to something, doesn't it? I'm being a silly sausage. Well, I'm good. Rapted in bacon. Just want you to acknowledge that. You're being a silly pig in a silly blanket. |
| 1:10.3 | Something that hasn't shrunk in size is our Patreon gift plug. |
| 1:15.1 | This is your final reminder to gift a loved one. |
| 1:17.7 | A subscription to the Football Ramble Patreon this Christmas. |
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