Platner "KIK'ed" In The Oysters | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1903
The Nick DiPaolo Show
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🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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In today's episode Nick talks about Platner's KIK Account, Games In Gulf of Oman, Chopped Up Man in Lyft Car, Trump Has "Giant" Fans, FL Cop "Stumped" and a Horse's Sidekick!
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The I'm going to be. Oh, wow. Oh, wow am I'm sick. |
| 0:43.3 | We just washed the hair. |
| 0:46.3 | You know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. |
| 0:50.3 | He hits my hair. |
| 0:52.3 | Welcome to the live lineup. He hits my hair. |
| 1:01.0 | Welcome to the live lineup where it's free shows all day if you want to watch it ad-free. Join Rumble Premium. Don't forget to follow my channel and download the Rumble app. |
| 1:06.0 | That was Travolta, you young people. Saturday Night Feeble. One of the greatest movies ever. Fucking. It was Gene Siskel in Eben. I think it was Gene Siskel's favorite movie of all that. Because he's a bald, nerdy guy. He probably got picked on. And he probably looked at Tony Mineral like, that's who I wanted to be in high school, man. Anyways, Travolta, fucking love. I get fags, a few fags a pass. |
| 1:29.3 | The rest of them, you're going to hell. |
| 1:32.3 | So am I, but I'm just saying you're going to be there ahead of me. |
| 1:36.3 | I get Freddie Mercury pass. |
| 1:38.3 | Really talented, famous one, Elton John, the ones I really like. |
| 1:43.3 | And as far as you know who, Travolta, I think he's a bye. |
| 1:47.0 | I think he goes, but, and I mean, he's one of those guys that get so much pussy, whenever he's young, you get bored with it. |
| 1:53.0 | Let me try a dick and break up the monotony. Hey, who hasn't done that? What? Hello? I give him a pet. I had that line in my act about you go into an |
| 2:07.1 | Irish family's house and the worst day of their life, they always have a picture of Kennedy |
| 2:13.3 | up there because he was assassinated. I said the worst day of Italian people, we have a picture |
| 2:18.0 | to Volfo and he came out gay. |
| 2:23.8 | Anyways, what am I going to be talking about today? Platner, he had a kick account. Boy, I got |
| 2:29.8 | off that in a hurry. No, I guess it's where young people fucking hook. How's that different than any other app? What do you think they're meeting there to teach each other how to bake pies? The fuck. Yeah, so here, that's that, that's, if you don't know who I'm talking about, it's a Democrat from Maine who's sort of leading, one of the leading people to be the nominee. |
| 2:53.0 | He did like four or five tours, maybe more. |
| 2:54.7 | He's a little off his rocker. |
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