Platitudes = Attitudes!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Then difference between the life you have and the life you want is...Positive Friends! Frankie B let's us know that platitudes & attitudes! As Season 3 draws to a close TCB checks in on their old buddy Frank. This video Frank tells us how to manage our time and be a better person! The old "I'm on the phone" trick doesn't work on Insta Bryan get's busted with the old "I'm on the phone" trick How did the "Aliens" make it in to the show? Qatar hosting the World Cup is BAD Bryan defiles Disney You can get high at EPCOT! Frankie B tells how to be a better person Frank tells us to get new friends! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I can lick it, I can ride it. Super freaky girl.
0:08.0	While you're slipping and sliding. Super freaky girl.
0:11.0	I can do all of them little tricks and keep it. Don't just slide it.
0:14.0	I can't tap it, you can't treat me.
0:16.0	We're so full for the future.
0:21.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:24.0	He was handsom, all the girls loved him.
0:26.0	He had this long locks of hair and he was like this guy.
0:28.0	We don't have a woodblock.
0:30.0	Oh yeah, with his dick.
0:32.0	I don't know if I heard this or if this actually happened.
0:36.0	But what I hear is don't smoke pot at Disney World, man.
0:40.0	I look back and there's a guy sweeping like an old man.
0:44.0	And I'm like he just said don't smoke pot at Disney World.
0:46.0	I ran out of there like I was like I was on fire.
0:50.0	Meanwhile they stayed for the next hour and smoked a joint.
0:52.0	Everything was fine.
0:54.0	Freaky I'm having a problem with a reptile dysfunction.
0:56.0	Get a boner. That's it.
0:58.0	Fix your problem. There you go.
1:00.0	Get hard.
1:01.0	Fuck it up bro.
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