Now that I'm here and I've told Tegan everything,

she's waiting to see me actually move here.

Is that right or no?

Yeah, I just mean, like, I'll believe it when I see it

and that our current relationship isn't going to change

for the time being.

And so if he moves here, he moves here, if he doesn't, he doesn't move here, move to Minnesota, stay down there, move to Africa.

Like, whatever you need to do.

Africa?

Yeah.

I am moving here.

Yeah. I am moving here. Hey all. Welcome back to another episode here at everyone's business but Mine with me, Kara Berry. Today we're back with Welcome to Plathville. Today we're in part two of Misadventures with Ethan Plath because where we left off, he was cruising around eastern Wisconsin. And here we are. They're playing upbeat music while he's driving around in that

banana boat of a car of his and not using scary music, which is creepy and stocker-like,

which they should be using. So Teigen had just driven past him. He tells other producers,

I don't think she saw me. She never took her eyes

off the road. And he's like excited. He's like, ooh, I saw her, but she didn't see me. Weird.

This is like you. This is you. Where is Penn Badgley at? He's like, oh, I just can't believe how lucky I am, but she didn't see me.

That's the sort of thing, Ethan, that maybe you say it a couple more times out loud in your head, whatever works, however you, you know, learn.

We all use different methods.

And keep saying that until you realize how much

you need to take your happy ass back to Cairo. Because this is weird. Ethan says I didn't tell

Teigen that I was moving up here, moving up here, because I wanted to have action already behind it

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