Plasma with Joel Duscher

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

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4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sandspants Pants Network. Hey everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. My name's Hayden and I'm joined by Cassandra Page. Hello, Cass. He's not wrong! I'm always right. And also by Joel Dusha. Hello! Oh, I'm plumbing the death stye and thumb cramps and thumb cramps. And tom cramps. Yeah, we reviewed salads. It was good. Yes, I'm Plumbing the Deaths die and thumb cramps, and thumb cramps.
0:21.8	And Tom cramps.
0:23.2	Yeah, we reviewed salads.
0:23.7	It was good.
0:24.2	Yes.
0:28.4	I believe salads were three of the top 50 games of the year last year.
0:29.4	Games of all time.
0:30.1	Of all time.
0:33.8	I believe it was salads as a concept was also an entry on that list. I believe it was like three or four salads in a row.
0:35.7	So, one of the odds.
0:36.5	Yeah. Uh, today's topic is plasma.
0:39.8	Hell yeah.
0:40.8	Yeah.
0:45.0	What the fuck is plasma?
0:50.9	What's going on?
0:51.9	I know there's two kinds of plasma.
0:53.9	Plasma blood and plasma the state of matter. I matter. Which would you like to know? I have a very, very loose understanding of both of them. Give it to us loose! There's also a third one, which is the plasma rifle in Halo. Oh, true. No, that shoots plasma matter. Whoa, plasma matter. Of state, plasma state. What's plasma TV? Is that just got plasma in it? I suppose so. I wouldn't have blood plasma, hopefully. Yeah. Yeah, I guess out of the two, probably more likely the state of matter. Is blood plasma and... Plasma, plasma? Plasma matter. Different? Yes. So, plasma is in blood. Yep. It's like the main ingredient in blood, but not the red blood cells, I think. So it's the water, not the cordial? Yes. So I gave Plasma the other day because I'm a massive fucking hero. Yeah. Did you get a sausage roll or someone off? Oh, you bet you. They had a milk shake machine there.
1:44.6	Four.
1:45.0	Self-served milkshake machine.
1:46.4	I got to donate blood.
1:47.6	You got to.
1:48.1	And then I went there.
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