Welcome to the Absolute Dog Sex and a Squirrel podcast. I'm Lauren Langman. I'm one of the world's leading dog trainers and it's my mission to help owners become their dog's top priority. In each episode, you'll discover how to gain trust and

communicate with your dog like never before, creating unbreakable bonds that make you the most

exciting part of their world. Oh my goodness, Linda's getting a new puppy. Linda is getting a

poodle puppy. Linda, tell us about your new adventures.

Okay, so for a long while, I've been teaching people with poodles, and I always sit on the side and go,

oh, I love them, they're such idiots and they're clowns and da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

And I was with one who has toy poodles. I'm at an age.

I couldn't manage a stand,

but they're too big for me now.

So somebody I know has toy poodles.

And he said, oh, you should get one.

You should get one.

I mean, no, no, they're not my dog.

And I said, and anyway, I've never get a toy poodle to ticket

championship of each and he said you would linda you'd get one to ticket and it was like okay

challenge accepted I will get a toy poodle. Because I'm sort of in the middle of, am I going to get

another border collie and I'm not sure and it's probably a bit too soon for a border collie and it's not

planned. So let's have a toy poodle and see how we go. And tell me, are you getting, I take it a little boy or a little

girl? And what is his name? He hasn't got a name yet other than he's sort of called

Bobble. I love it. Which is going to be shortened to Bob.

It's going to be Bob the Poodle.

That's if it suits him when we get it, because I'm very much into, let's get the puppy and see what name suits them.

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