A family celebration descends into chaos.

A dark past is revealed.

Feston, a piercing new opera adapted from Thomas Winterberg's cult film.

From librettist Lee Hall, nine-time Olivia award-winning director Richard Jones,

and acclaimed composer Mark Anthony Turnich.

Feston. From the 11th to the 27th of February at the Royal Opera House.

Tickets from just £8, book now at rbo.org.com.

Welcome to another date with your favourite show. It's time for Plack of the Week.

In the chairs with me today, I've got two people who we see on talk radio an awful lot, but not enough in this particular studio doing Plank of the Week.

It's Tonya Buxton on my right, Mr Richard Tice on my left. Very, very serious people, very, very interesting people as well.

But we're going to tell you right now that they also have a bit of a sense of humour.

Tony, do you want to kick us off with your first plank of the week?

Yes, it's Sajid Javid.

Yes.

I mean, there's so many reasons that he could be a plank.

I mean, he could be a weekly plank.

Yes, he really could. But on this one, it's the fact that he is now, thankfully, being pushed to take down the mandates for NHS staff.

And it's the way he's doing it that just shows you that the man has no guts to him.

He should stand up there and say, it's over.

We do not need to vaccinate people anymore.

We especially don't need to vaccinate people from the NHS who at NHS who've worked throughout this time. Getting COVID. Quite often without a vaccination.

Without vaccination. Listen, most of them got COVID early on and work through and have lots of antibodies.

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