It's that time of the week. It's time to find out who the biggest planks are. That's right. It's Talk Radio TV's Plank of the Week.

And I'm delighted to say we've got a bit of a first coming up this week because we've only ever done Plank of the Week with two men and one woman. We've done it with three men. We've never done it with two women and one man. Now, I know that might sound a bit of a weird introduction,

but I think it's time to admit that I have for the first time,

two women with me, which is going to be a very different vibe, I think.

Emma Webb, who's done it many times.

And Sophie Corkeran here for the first time.

Welcome to Plank of the Week.

Thank you for coming. and there's been an awful lot of plankery going on, Emma, hasn't there? So do you want to kick us off with your first nomination?

I can't believe you assumed my gender, Mike.

I know. It's not good, is it? It's not a good start.

My first nomination is a joint nomination in the confectionary industry.

Yes.

The first of the two is Chocolon only, a Dutch company that have released or are

releasing through Waitrose this series of chocolate bars with injustice, inequality and inhuman

written on them. Right. It's the idea that if you eat the injustice, that it disappears.

Well, the idea is that they're releasing these in a box.

I think the series is called something like Conversations, something to that effect.

Why don't you just make a bar of fruit nut and be happy with it?

But this company has, from the very beginning, being woke.

So I used to buy these chocolate bars in Holland when they weren't available in the UK.

And I think, I don't know if they've changed their packaging now,

but on the inside, they gave this explanation of why their chocolate bars were carved up with all of these unequal pieces.

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