Welcome to another great edition of Plank of the Week.

And I think even anyone who has only just landed here from Miles might know who the Plank of the Week is going to be.

But we're not going to announce it first, we're going to announce it at the end.

However, I'm joined by Patrick Christie, who hasn't, I think, ever been in this studio with us, have you?

No. No. But you've been on Plank of the Week a couple of times when we've had you on virtually.

So welcome back. Thank you very much. Thank you very much indeed.

Linda DeLucy is also with us. Lovely to see you. Looking fabulous. I think we're allowed to say that on Plank of the Week, despite I think Patrick sort of got in first,

so we're going to let him do it.

Yes, absolutely. So, come on.

Well, it's been a quiet week.

Tell us why Matt Hancock's got to play.

Yeah.

What's he done?

Four a week for him?

Yeah, no, he's on a busy week.

He burnt his marriage to the ground in the world. of the British public, which I thought it was like that. Funny enough, he was actually on Plague the Week last week. He came, I think he came fourth or fifth last week.

Little did we know.

He's rising us in the charts.

He's making a bid for the big spot.

He is.

He tested and tracked and traced genus tonsils and then got pinged.

So I say, so anyway.

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