Welcome to another sparkling and exciting edition of Plank of the Week. This has been going now for six months and it just keeps getting more and more popular.

And I'm delighted to say that I'm joined this afternoon by somebody who hasn't yet done Plank of the Week.

And that is Esther Krakou. Esther, very warm welcome to Plank of the Week, the most successful Talk Radio TV show in history.

Thank you for having me. Not at all. I'm looking

forward to your contributions and of course a veteran of Plank of the week. Mr. Mark Dolan,

talk radio host, comedian, after dinner speaker, raconteur. Mark, I haven't seen you for a while,

but I see you've done the obligatory bookcase shot behind you. Of course I have and almost all of these books are embarrassing and

probably will end my career. They are Elton John biographies. Well as long as none of them are in any

way linked to something that we should be ashamed of, that's fine. No, what I did is I actually

invited Michael Gove's wife rounds to take out anything that looked controversial.

That's good.

She's got a bit of previous on that one.

Yes, she's very good at that sort of thing, amongst many of her other talents.

Now, why don't we give you the honour of starting off with your first plank nominee of the week, Esther?

Okay, this is probably a regular for me personally.

It's always Prince Harry.

Well, he's a very popular plank, I have to say.

Everything I see about Prince Harry in the media, I'm like, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

I think that's a question that a lot of people find themselves asking, including members of the royal family.

Well, other than the fact that he's married to, you know, a feminist Zee Lister,

I don't understand why he would leave the royal family to hide away from the cameras and

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