Welcome to the Greenest Show on television. This is, of course, the time when we sit together with some very learned people and work out whether or not we can save the planet by actually not using very much electricity. I don't think we're doing very well so far. It's time for Plank of the Week.

They've already started laughing. The guests are here. The planks are in place and all we've got to do is decide which order to put them in.

We've got two of the finest conservative commentators the world has ever seen.

My Tusi, who's been here many times, Esther Krakku as well,

who's been coming back just recently.

Welcome to both of you.

Welcome to the brand new set of Plank of the Weeks.

It's so good. you. Welcome to the brand new set of Plank of the Week. Which we've been doing it for a while, but we think it's a massive upgrade.

And I'm sorry to tell Greta Thunberg and others from the Green Fraternity, we're also using

more electricity than we used to as well, because of all the lights and all the cameras.

So anyway, welcome to Plank of the Week. What's your first nomination, please, Esther?

My first nomination is Inulate Britain. Now,

please tell me you have seen

the video of, there are two videos. It's one

of the guy getting...

It's so good. This is

the guy getting tied with his own banner, right?

And his face, his shocked face, that someone's actually

had the capacity to do that.

And the woman in the range over driving an 11 year old to school, who's literally just driving.

Just edging into them, yeah.

It really is.

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