Welcome to another sparkling edition of Plank of the Week.

And I'm here, I'm very happy to say,

in the company of two stalwarts of Plank of the Week.

One hasn't been here for a while though.

He's been moaning to me about it.

Will Gettys.

Welcome back for the first time in uh 2021 i'm sorry

to say it's taken this long to get you back i've been in the wilderness my but listen you haven't been

off my mind i've been thinking about you a lot so i just need to know that emma who was just here

the other week actually but it makes a welcome return we've got a lot of plankery to discuss guys

there who wants to go first first? You should go first.

You should have been in for a while.

Really? Okay.

I think we probably would agree that there's a long and rich list of potential candidates.

There is.

But I think the most prevalent one for me that I would immediately come to would be the Eurovision.

Yes.

As a whole. And I will just use it as an umbrella and say...

Do you call it the Eurovision now? Is it not the Eurovision song contest?

Just the Eurovision.

Just the Eurovision for me, Michael.

That's painful enough.

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