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Welcome to a sparkling edition of Plank of the Week and in, it is the last Plank of the Week of 2020.

I think we're all probably very happy to see the end of 2020.

But I'm delighted to say for the very first time in News UK and for Plank of the Week.

We have Carol Decker with us.

A genuine proper celebrity.

Pop star.

And a proper pop star.

You know, the like of which we don't normally see

here. So we're very grateful for you coming in. Thank you very much indeed. Jerry Hayes is also

here. He's definitely not a celebrity. Tory scum. But he's probably, he's probably defended a few

celebrities in the past. Oh yeah. All sorts of defarious activities. Jerry, give us your first nomination for Plank of the Week. Well, he hasn't got very long with us, I'm afraid. And that is President Trump. No, no,

he's not dying. He's not dying. I mean, poor Carol. You lawyers have got absolutely no kind of

shred of license. He's not dead yet, Carol. But, I mean, why can't he just say, I lost the election?

Why does he have to put up Judy, not Judy, Julie, they or he or them, Juliano, Rudy Giuliano, who hasn't been in court for 22 years.

You know, he's a terrible hair died.

Talking of how Boris did a great job as mayor of London, I mean, Rudolph Giuliani

did a fantastic job, not just of being mayor of New York, but also of being the US

attorney.

When I was living there, he was prosecuting the mafia, he was going after all the insider

trading.

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