Welcome to another edition of Plank of the Week. I've got the plank here and of course we award it at the end of the show to the person who has been the biggest plank of this particular week.

And I have to say this week there are even more people to look at than there have been for a while.

I'm delighted to say once again, Dorn Nisom is with me. Kevin O'Sullivan, of course, as well. This is turning into a bit of a regular thing. I mean, people are quite enjoying the fact that it's the same people all the time.

Apart from all the people who used to do it with me, of course, they're all complaining that they want to be back on.

Well, you've got the dream team.

I have.

Would you go anywhere else?

Why would you go for the second best?

Now, I can't remember kick us off this week. Well, you never start, do you? No, I never do. Do you want me to start?

Do you think you should?

No, I think it should be you.

Ladies first.

That's the old-fashioned and gallant.

Lady, right, okay, I think I'm going to win straight away, boys.

Sorry, just give up.

Well, let's go home then.

Give up. I just give up now. I'm going to go straight in with a bit of royal twittery.

Yes.

This is going to be Mike Tyndall.

Mike Tyndall, yes.

Mike Tyndall.

Okay, so if ever proof we're needed that we're all in this COVID mess together,

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