Welcome to another fine and fantastic edition of Plank of the Week.

We have the plank here and we have the panel over here, Kevin O'Sullivan and Dawn Neesham.

Now, for those of you who have told us, and I don't mind admitting that some of you have,

that we should be doing better social distancing.

We don't need to, right?

Here's why, because we've got partitions in between us,

so we don't actually have to be that far away.

So we are entirely COVID-secure here at News UK.

And also, could you all stop being quite so sanctimonious?

Thank you very much.

Yes, that's very well said.

Now, we've got a whole load of planks to go at today.

I mean, it could be said, as I put out earlier, and I know you're going to go first with

yours, and you might as well get it out of the way.

It could be said that after Dawn speaks, there will be no further point in making the rest of the show. But I don't believe

that because I want to give

it's not that bad. But what I do

want to say is that regardless of

who you think should win it, and I think it's going to

be pretty unanimous, there are still lots of other people

that deserve a place in the top ten. So Dawn, I'm

going to ask you to kick it off with everybody's plank of the week. Thank you. You've been very gentlemanly by letting me do this one and I am going

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