Planet of the Vapes

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2024

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Tom and Julie try to escape from the Planet of the Vapes and they prank phone call Hollywood Toy and Costume and learn about whips. Plus hot dog eating contests by the beach, the Planet of the Apes endings, Stonehenge, The Fall Guy, Mrs. Bean, Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, Barbara Streisand’s cloned dogs, the Stinkers Bad Movie Awards, Tom Sizemore, Equus 2, Weird Al on Broadway, Bruce Springsteen EGOT, Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen as The Odd Couple, Corn Pop, Man on the Woods, Jessica Albatross, Rusty Drippings, excuses for not having sex, Nick Adams, how did Bam Bam get so strong, Aaron Bonk, and more! SUPPORT DOUBLE THREAT ON PATREON Weekly Bonus Episodes, Monthly Livestreams, Video Episodes, and More! https://www.patreon.com/DoubleThreatPod WATCH VIDEO CLIPS OF DOUBLE THREAT https://www.youtube.com/@doublethreatpod JOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS *Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx *Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriends DOUBLE THREAT MERCH https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat TOTALLY EFFED UP T-SHIRTS https://www.teepublic.com/user/dttfu SEND SUBMISSIONS TO [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever. It's like a whole bit that I do. It's like Sydney, Sweeney and Rick Moranis, like going into a
0:19.2	Starbucks and ordering something like really silly and complicated.
0:25.4	Oh my God, you gotta do it.
0:27.1	Okay, here I go.
0:28.1	Okay. P-O-U-D-L-E-T-H-R-E-A-T-H-R-E-A-T-B-B-C-B-A-T double band, Double Clend. Double Clend.
0:44.0	Double Dre,
0:48.0	Double Clend.
0:50.0	A Bue Clend.
0:51.0	Double Clenden's house. For the three wind down,
0:54.8	sharpening can Julie closer.
1:01.8	All right, my job's done. I'll see all in two hours.
1:05.0	All right, yeah, cool man.
1:07.0	Now, this is the new brat. He...
1:10.0	The nude brat?
1:11.0	The nude, he is nude, but it's new. But he's been nude in the past. He's been nude in the past.
1:16.0	Right, you're like a toddler who like things clothes are confining. He really gets very... I decided my life needs less of two things clothing and responsibilities
1:25.6	so I'm gonna start wearing less clothes and
1:29.3	shirking more of my responsibility. You're gonna be like a skeleton if you were less clothes. You're going to be like a skeleton if you were less clothes.
1:34.5	Yeah. I've seen it all on you and it's all on that dirty show you host.
1:40.7	Thank you. Yeah. Movies, baby.
1:43.0	The other one.
1:45.0	Weekend at Bergman.
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