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Welcome to Pods Abe America, I'm John Favreau.

I'm Dan Fifer.

On today's pod, your infrastructure week joke has already been made,

but Biden's plan is finally here.

Republicans continue their quest to rebrand themselves

as a working class party in human frat paddle

Matt Gaetz is under investigation for sex trafficking.

Then Tommy joins to talk about the next round

of our March badness tournament, the fascist four.

But first, Dan, welcome back.

How's Jack Fifer and how awake are you right now?

Jack Fifer is great.

He is a very, in my very unbiased opinion,

a very sweet cute kid.

And things are everyone is happy and healthy.

He's sleeping like a baby, as they very incorrectly say.

And Kyla is, despite, I would say,

some outsized expectations about what newborn babies could do.

Since she told me for weeks that the first thing they would do

when he came home was do a puzzle together.

She has fully embraced Big Sister Dum

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