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Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0	Petty Criminals, if you follow us on Instagram, then you've probably already seen that Petty Crimes is nominated for a 2025 Webby Award.
0:07.8	Woo-hoo!
0:08.5	We are so excited, aren't we, Kira?
0:11.3	Oh, of course.
0:13.0	And we need your help.
0:14.7	Actually, we need your vote.
0:16.4	So, use the link in this episode's description to vote for us.
0:19.1	And if you don't, well, criminal.
0:23.0	Everyone was staring at us and I began to cry while watching stranger things on my phone.
0:27.0	Okay.
0:27.5	Wait, hold on.
0:28.3	Hold on.
0:28.8	This is like too much.
0:31.3	The spiral happened quickly.
0:33.0	Yes, it did.
0:44.4	Okay. Yes, it did. Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:52.7	Hi, Kira.
0:54.0	Hello.
0:56.1	How the hell are you?
0:58.2	I am good.
0:59.9	I am coming off of a real sprint at work.
1:05.3	We pre-record, but it was just Lady Gaga Week at S&L, so that was exciting.
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