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You know, if you ask me if there's one thing that I could get,

regardless of cost, what would be the one thing I'd love to have for the rest of my life?

Possession.

I'd love to have access to a private plane.

I am so disgusted flying and traveling. I'm never going to get access to a private plane. I am so disgusted flying and traveling. I'm never going to get access

to a private plane. I'm never going to have one. I was on one once about 10 years ago, and it was

wonderful. But I had to fly a lot the last month because of a vacation. And we, you know, we went to Iceland and met

KFI listeners there and then we had a family wedding. And boy, people are gross. You're in a

confined metal tube, 35,000 feet into the air and people dress badly, they smell bad. They've got all their excess weight flopped over into your seat.

I mean, oh, and I'm lucky. I was on a civilized plane. I see the videos all the time. It seems to be spirit and frontier.

There's constant fist fights, crazy people shouting.

I mean, well, Sean Duffy, the Transportation Secretary,

wants to bring back the golden age of travel,

where people are courteous and clean,

and they treat all the workers properly.

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