Relic Radio

This is Relic Radio, sci-fi, old-time radio and its 98,000 dealers bring you Mr. Jack Benny in tonight's presentation of suspense.

Tonight, Autolite, following a popular trend, anticipates the strange disappearance of experimental rocket ship Y272B.

The time, the year 253, the place, the planet Mars, the star Mr. Jack Benny.

Say, hap, that was quite a speech you made last night.

You were as dynamic as an Autolite-Stafel battery.

Oh, that's flattery, Harlow.

And what a battery it is, Hap. The Autolite Stayful is the power-packed pepster that needs water only three times a year in normal car use.

I really don't deserve such praise, Harlow.

Why not? That's the battery with the fiberglass retaining mats, protecting every positive plate, to reduce shedding and flaking, and give the Autolite Stay Full longer life, as proved by tests conducted according to accepted life cycle standards.

I was really good, eh, Harold?

No one could do any better than to visit his nearest autolite battery dealer, whose services all makes of batteries.

To quickly locate him, just call Western Union by number...

And ask for Operator 25.

I'll tell you the name of your nearest Autolite battery dealer,

where you can get an Autolite stay full.

The battery that needs water only three times a year in normal car use.

And remember, from bumper to taillight,

you're always right with Autolite.

And now, Autolite presents transcribed Plan X, starring Mr. Jack Benny, hoping once again to keep you in suspense.

Suspense. The card.

Do you have the card yet?

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