Monday morning in America, and if you are somebody that had a great weekend, I want you to raise your coffee cup, your glass of water, your last glass of bourbon for the morning. I was going to say, whatever it might be. I've got a new one today. Raise that glass. Surely tempted. Because we need to slew. I'm to zion i got my zion mug bun going on what do you

got mile zero picked up by the family key west i like don't we do this show on the road more often

budget on the company dime that's something to do with money two listeners we just need a third one

so if we get the third listener we could probably couldn't we just shack up with some listener who's unawares of our living habits?

Well, if they live in either of the two towns, or if we want to go to the two towns where they live.

Oh, I see what you did there.

But neither here nor there.

That is nothing to do with anything.

Because you know what?

The men and women are armed forces protect Key West the same way they protect mainland Florida, same way they protect Texas. They protect Michigan. They protect our entire nation. I don't know. Do you want me to do all 50? But not Ohio. I mean, they're not, they don't really care that much about Ohio. They're like, oh, they took Ohio.

I think we're good.

We're fine.

Thank God.

Oh, Canada.

Jokes on them.

Raise our glass, the men and women of the armed forces on behalf of the men and women making podcast in mom's basement and the men and women serving our armed forces at Navy Federal Credit Union.

Shout out to our troops.

Let's go stack some Benjamin's this week, shall we?

God bless America.

Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy, and this is what's happening in your world tonight. Live from Joe's Mom's basement, it's the stacking Benjamin show.

I'm Joe's mom's neighbor, Doug, and are you ready to get real about long-term planning?

Because I'm getting serious about my five-year plan to save up strategically, you know,

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