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The podcast where we fantasy draft anything and everything from the world of Sean drinking some E&J out of a coffee mug or pop culture.

On today's episode, we are drafting. It's not any better. The places you feel dumbest. The places you feel dumb. Yeah. I know one of those works. Places, you feel dumb. Our guest today is the very funny comedian and writer Rob Hayes. Hey. I'm your host, Ian Carmel. With me, as always, are my friends and comedians Sean Jordan and David Bori What's up, brother? Hello, my father, brother.

Will you go Hey. I'm your host, Ian Carmel. With me, as always, are my friends and comedians,

Sean Jordan and David Bori.

What's up, brother?

Hello, my father, brother. Will you go to war with me? Brother, I'll step into the light. Will you go to war with me, brother? When you go to war with me, brother? Is that from something? It's from Troy. it's Brendan Gleason saying it to Brian Cox you go to war with me brother

no but I like the

Troy from something? It's from Troy. It's Brendan Gleason saying it to Brian Cox. You go to war with me, brother. No, but I like it. Troy is with Brad Pitt. Yeah. Troy not a quotable movie like that. No. I thought it was like, oh, you know. I mean, it's from Troy. Oh, okay. All right, right. I can tell me anything is from Troy. Now you know who you're fighting. You eat the apple until your tooth breaks. From Troy. There was ten words in Troy, right? It's like an action-heavy movie. Yeah. Nolan got his hands on it now. They're going to do the Odyssey this summer. That would be good. Yeah. But yeah, Troy wasn't. I like Troy. It's right up my alley. It's just an easy throw it on Sunday movie. Wasn't one of those in one of those movies? Wasn't it the director got a hold of it and did the director's cut and apparently it's way better. Zach Snyder did that with, um... Not that. Oh, cut it wasn't a snider cut it was not you too

fuck you fuck you i'm trying to contribute

shut up do bet do a better job

he and j never yells at me will you go to we stay in war with

brother i'm sorry

he and jay never treats me like that's all e and jay does

he and well dude um i don't know. What, Ian J is wine? What is wine? It's Brandy. Brandy. Okay, yeah. Yeah. You're a fine girl. Not good, Brandy. Somebody, what's that dude? Who's the guy who had the brother who was also a director? Scott Scott Ridley Scott maybe kingdom of heaven

Is that it where it was like they released it and it was really bad and then he did like a director's cut and people are like oh shit this movie's good? I don't know what movie that is

I'm fishing yeah, I don't know I mean it's

Snyder cut again I mean there's plenty of directors cuts out dude yeah I don't you think that's the only one yeah

there's a ton of directors cut out, dude. What all do directors cut? Like, are there commercials that are directors cuts? Like, the directors cut, I think when they meet, it's like they weren't happy with what the studio put out. Yeah. Because they get their hands on. So there's no, like, music video director's cuts. Probably. There might be. Probably. Like, there could be like, there's a version where Scorsese recut bad. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. That, because that, like, had to release on television and stuff. Right. There was probably all kind of back and forth with, you know, because the original bad is like, what, nine minutes? Something like that. They go to school? They started the school. For no reason. They go to school. They started to school. They started the school. He gets on the train. He comes back. He comes back from school. Wesley Snipes is in the hallway. This school is not mentioning thriller. No, we don't know anything about the school. I never thought Michael Jackson went to school. No, he was on Ed Sullivan as a kid. I don't think he didn't go to school. I don't think he went to school. I don't know. Why school even in bad? I don't know. So he gets back from school and then everybody's like, man, you think you better than us. Yeah, because you went to school, you ain't bad.

He was projecting.

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