I realized I clicked start just half

Alright, so tell your joke you're all ready to go

Oh shit, you know I should be more ready

Oh jump the gun did with

I feel like you set me up for

Of course I did

Alright wait wait wait I might have one ready to go

Two men want to get drunk but they only have ten dollars with them

The first guy turns to his friends and says

I have an idea, let's go to the deli and buy a salami

The friends confused but he goes along with the plan

They head to the deli, they buy a salami

Salami and they finally they head to the bar

They start drinking beer after beer

And before they can pay their tab

The first guy places the salami between his legs and says

Here suck on the salami and they'll kick us out before we can pay

The friend complies and sure enough the two get kicked out of the bar

They laugh and they celebrate

The plan was a success and they continue this routine

One bar to another and to another

Each time they're required to pay the tab

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