There it is. P.K.N. 612. The title changed. Anyway, it's up, boys.

How's it going pretty well?

Doing so good. I've been thinking a lot over the last week, Woody. How are you?

All good news, I hope?

I don't have all the results back yet. For people that don't know, I was kind of bleeding.

He said it was unrelated to the drinking episode. The timing was just coincidental that it started like the next morning.

Okay. But yeah, after the drinking episode, I was bleeding when I pooped for like six weeks or

something. It was a pretty long time. Keep that going. And I didn't know what it was.

I was, every time I told him, I was like, yeah, I'm a little worried. It's cancer. You know,

my grandfather died of colon cancer and now I'm bleeding and it won't stop. Every nurse, every doctor

was like, ooh, yeah, well, we'll keep that in mind. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I can't keep it off my mind, really. Not what you're here. But so we don't have any results yet on the biopsy or anything. But it seems like his first guess is some sort of autoimmune disease where my body is attacking itself. Good.

I don't know. They didn't see polyps or anything like that, anything that was...

They actually didn't see any polyps, yeah.

What do you mean good about autoimmune disease?

Because the alternative is cancer, where the cure is removing part of your colon.

The cure of this cancer is jumping

off a paramotor just to be queer.

Well, it depends on what stage it is. If you've got a cancerous polyp,

then that can be treated. That's when you catch it ahead of time.

You know what I mean? I could genuinely

see myself not doing the colostomy bag if I thought it was going to last more than like a couple months.

Like, no, no, no, this isn't how we keep going.

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