What's up boys? P.K.m. 540. Merry Christmas.

How's it going? Merry Christmas.

Indeed. Do you guys have fun plans?

No. You know, when you get old, it's about the people, not the gifts.

And hope is coming over. She's going to stay the night before. It's going to be like she was 13.

That's cool. I like, I've gotten to the age now where I feel the same way where I'm like not,

I can't even think of stuff I really need when my grandma or like dad or brothers are like 20.

What are you talking about? We're acting like we just became adults or something here

and Christmas doesn't have magic. What are you talking about right now? Who is this poor?

I'm a 2000s kid. How long have you been 20? I mean, for me, this is new.

Christmas has been shit for decades at this point. Y'all know it. I know it. We all know.

Oh, Christmas rules, you Grinch. This is about

Coca-Cola, the credit card companies and children. That's all this shit is about. In that order.

Well, I mean, I guess it is what you make it, right? A lot of people, it's a Jesus and family.

I explained to some plebs the other day where Santa Claus came from. They were like, actually, the ancient festivals were all melded in

with the Roman Catholics. They wanted everyone to get along. I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's true.

But that red-suited Santa Claus with those rosy cheeks with that kid on his lap and the chestnuts

and the fire and the Americana, that's Coca-Cola, that's all Coca-Cola. We invented Christmas.

Your idea of Christmas for Christmas, for what Christmas is and what you do at Christmas, Coca-Cola baby. That's all Coca-Cola. We invented Christmas. Your idea of Christmas for

Christmas, for what Christmas is and what you do at Christmas, Coke invented that.

I think, I choose to believe that the children on the adults' laps was a Catholic church

edition, and I can't be dissuaded from that. I mean, if you're so afraid, a pedophilia that

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