Please start PKN 371.

It's a voice.

Not too much.

I mean, I've been seeing just like you guys,

a lot of Mormons just shirking their ultimate responsibility to God by teasing him

and treating God like he's a retard.

And I know this is a real thing because when I lived in Idaho,

I would hear like adults, like Mormon adults in their mid-20s talking about it,

always in a way of like, isn't that kooky, but it's like, you're, you're soaking.

You're definitely soaked.

If you don't know, soaking is what Mormons do where they will put their erect penis into a woman's vagina,

but then they don't move because if you move, it's fucking.

And God is like a dinosaur based on movement, his vision.

And so if you just soak, you're going to be fine.

And this, I saw this.

Yeah, a hump jump.

I'd never heard of this.

Yeah, a jump hump.

Apparently you can get a Mormon friend of yours to jump on the bed while you're soaking.

And because they're providing the movement, God is still, God still sleeps on that.

Which is as far as like circumnavigating religious rules,

this is even funnier than like Jews who will have like a Shabbos goyum.

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