All right, you're armed and go off.

Yeah, and I was just telling you,

this is what people who are late

because they are bad at fucking setting alarm clocks

and being adults say.

I swear to God, this is twice now

that like the last few times I've set an alarm,

it hasn't gone off.

Like, do you look at it?

So sometimes I, like when my alarm doesn't go off,

I'm like, oh, I didn't realize when I said it,

it wasn't recurring.

So it worked the first time ever than not after that.

Or sometimes I'll be like, you know, only Tuesdays.

Like I do this thing where I just,

I'm like always setting a new one.

So like, so like,

it just didn't go the fuck off.

It's there, but it was shifted left.

And it, that's an,

with a physical alarm clock, like an old school one,

I get AM and PM messed up.

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