I got my hair cut right before I went to prison literally the day before and she was she gave me this coupon. She's like now if you come back within two months.

Seven dollars off and I was like.

That's going to be a bit of a problem. She's like busy. Yeah, something like that. Yeah.

Do you have a 68 day coupon from now? Yeah. Could you manage that? So yeah, a couple of weeks ago I got a haircut. It was so long like in the front it was down like well below my nose and then the back it was like it was getting long like it had stopped being the rat tell and started to be like just like long hair that just went down the back of my neck. It was time. It was time.

Was it like a cool rocker look? Oh, yeah, the time has passed for a. Oh, it was the cool rocker look for. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it was. I was talking to you. You want to see your long hair down in your face. And then I want to see somebody put like some fallout boy in 2004 eyeliner on.

No, no need for Photoshop. I'll do it. I'll lean right into that one. Okay. Maybe Halloween next year. My hair will be long and I'll go for something like that.

That'd be fun. A makeup year where we all wear makeup. Cheers reminded me of something today. A couple years back. He took the bus. I don't remember. I think he took the bus and came to Atlanta. I picked him up. I don't remember what we were doing. I think it was when we were doing the the rafting trip. And he like spent the night at my house like the night before.

And then he and I maybe drove up to Tennessee and met up with Woody. And I had completely forgotten about this. So I go and pick him up. And he hadn't eaten all day. Super hungry. We get back to my house. I'm like, don't worry, dude. I'll take care of you. So we get some Taco Bell. Of course. And nothing but the best.

Another of the best for you, my friend. And I'm like, hey, you want your high? And he's like, I haven't smoked in a long time. Yeah, I do want to get high. And I was like, all right. So we go out my front porch and it's me and him and my girlfriend. And we're out there. And I've got, I don't remember exactly what I was smoking at. But it was just flower. It was like regular.

Yeah. And I'm smoking constantly like every day, two or three times a day. And so I hit that thing. It's nothing to me. I got a good buzz going on. I'm just relaxed and having a fun conversation. I pass over. It hits it real hard.

Too long.

And he passes it back to me and I hit it and I reload it. You know, I get some more in there. I'm like, you want some more chips? I look at and he's turned as white as a ghost.

He's as white as a ghost. And he's staring off into the darkness of the yard. And I look at his burrito. And it's not even unwrapped. He's just holding it like it's a microphone. He's just like.

I don't, I don't feel so well. You don't look so good. You okay? Get some of that burrito in your body. He's like, I don't have an appetite. I was like, this does the opposite of that. What do you mean?

He's like cold sweat. Why does it go? I'm going to lay down. I'm like, this is some good shit. Jesus. I mean, this gives people with like stage four pancreatic cancer an appetite.

It's called stage four. I love those ridiculous weed names. Like somebody, one of the people I play games with is smoking something that what's that call? What's that you're smoking? He's like, it's called canoeing without a canoe.

Who comes up with that nonsense? Some stone are laying on the couch. I want that job. That's yeah.

Yeah, this tastes like a like a purple dragon. It's like that. We can't name a fifth string the rope. Purple dragon. You're confusing people. You're smoked too much. That's a high-creen dragon. Fuck off. Yeah.

You're really fixing on the dragon bit chat. Yeah, those are silly little names for weed. And it's like, it's the same way they are with like craft beers. Like I'll try and go and get like I like craft beers every so often. Usually I'm like a very simple Bud light.

Bud select kind of light beer thing. But everyone's not like, oh, cool. Like you see the six packs and like all the you really do a good job with art and graphics in the alcohol aisle really trying to grab you pull you in.

The liquor bottle is always a great fire or drink that much liquor though. But every once in a while it'll be like a really appealing thing and it'll be like there was an explosion in the hop factory and it's so happy.

And then you'll be like, oh, maybe this is interesting. He's got pictures of hops blowing up and like a little hot man like with a spear in the corner or something and you'll check and it'll be like 11.9% alcohol.

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