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Painkiller Already

PKN #118

Painkiller Already

Painkiller Already

Comedy

4.74.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2016

⏱️ 87 minutes

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It's PKN time baby!

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0:00.0

I press the button there it is

0:02.0

Kyle was was on quite the tail we were all riveted about what dogs call things

0:08.5

It makes sense though. What would a dog call a

0:12.0

Human foot it wouldn't say that's a foot. You would say that's a stomper. It would say it's a paw

0:17.6

No, that's not this is a paw look at that. I got a big boot on it

0:22.9

Oh, it sounds like your dogs had a bit of experience in the dobler unfectory and is still

0:29.2

Has he had any experience there with our triangle candies? I just figured that dogs don't have lips and

0:36.3

Like their tongue isn't the same as ours so words don't come out the same either like they'll not able to form though

0:41.9

In their worlds, you know, they can't really enunciate a lot because they're dogs. I think the greatest single human

0:49.2

invention will be

0:51.4

When we fix that audio and when when when dogs and humans can communicate

0:56.9

Like we find a way to look oh

0:59.8

You didn't hear and go route robot-y for a minute

1:02.4

No, I heard you go tiny a little bit quiet and then you were right back. It might have been you oh

1:08.2

It might have been me, but no whenever we're able to communicate with the dogs

1:11.4

That's gonna be huge and we know what they're thinking and they know what we're thinking we like one of those Robo

1:16.4

Helmets to put on the dog like and according to Rick and Morty that does not work out well

1:20.9

You know what I was I made him super intelligent

1:23.6

I just want to talk to my dog not some hyper intelligent version that thinks he's a slave

1:27.1

I want my dog to be about as smart as like a three-year-old like valuable smart

1:32.5

So they're not gonna come in and be like oh you're doing that on your taxes

1:36.5

I think you can save some money if you would do this and I'd be like get the fuck out of here. I'll have you fixed

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