P.K.A. 771, me and my two heathens who failed to get captured by the rapture. 90 minutes in,

Josh Pof is coming. Taylor. This episode of PKK is brought to you by lock and load,

Blue Chew and our wonderful, wonderful merchandise. How are you guys doing? Kyle, you were so

excited about so many things that we just don't care. Good well. I was surprised I wasn't taken to my great reward. I am washed in the blood of the lamp. I thought for sure I was a lock. No. No, you're staying. I think you gave Kyle and I each half of your soul, like, just to prove a point or something. Yeah. I don't even think we had to barter for it.

And now, no. It was like, it was just, he just gave it away. Now I just have to secure the other half from Kyle. And then you'll have nothing. Then I'll have both toll. No, I'll have two souls. Let's see about that come the end times. Yeah. I found it hilarious when, and look, I often suspect when you see little trends like this online, if people don't know, there were a lot of supposed far-right Christian TikTokers who were saying, the end is coming.

It has been foretold September 23rd, and we will be raptured and taken on to our great reward.

But I think that was being propped up and promoted by like left and center people who

wanted to mock and deride them because nobody in my life, I'll just say, there's plenty of

Christians in my life.

None of them were like, rapture's coming.

Rapture's coming, Kyle.

Did you already burn all your money and then sell all your earthly belongings, give them to charity to the mega pastor? Like nobody was like that. But I did see online plenty of people like, it's coming. Oh, and I came crying. Like, I've been praying to the Lord for a sign. Crying. Tears flowing. And here it is. He's taking me to my great reward. My whole laugh, I've been praying to the Lord for a sign, crying, tears flowing. And I'm like, and here it is.

He's taken me to my great reward.

My whole life I've prayed and done everything the way Jesus told me.

And now he's taken me to that city of gold in the sky.

And I was like, was that on the Sunday, too?

I don't remember when it was.

Because that would be the worst day for a failed rapture. It's like, you've got to go to work. You were all in on like, we're done. We're out. Oh, yeah, it was two days ago. I think I saw some of them saying, oh, now it's actually April. It's actually April now. So we miscalculated. But, you know, math was fuzzy. It happens.

Sometimes.

Yeah.

But I think you're on the money.

Like I saw way more people having fun at their expense than I saw.

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