P.K.A. 769. Our guest, Ed Bullion, will be joining towards the end of the show, I think. Maybe last 90 minutes. We'll see. Taylor.

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Kyle, you were shocking me with your gross generalization that no one should have children just a moment ago.

I don't believe that's what I said at all.

I said that no one wants children and no one should want children.

Like, what are you doing?

What kind of breeder, like sick mind kind of person wants to have children?

I don't get it.

I would rather lose my left foot than have a kid.

You know how like sex feels good because it's something that nature is trying to get you to do?

You don't, you think that like that's like the end of the feel good part of procreating,

that there's no rewarding parts in having children? I don't know, Father

Taylor. Tell me more about this. What are you talking about? You're saying that orgasms or

I don't know. Why do you think orgasms feel good? It's because nature is trying to get you to

procreate because it's important to further the species. Then why can't women have orgasms?

That's one of God's, that is one of God's great mysteries.

It's like asking why can't they drive?

We'll never actually know.

But I just, I see my friends with kids and they love it. It's funny. Oh, do they? In front of you, they love it. You know what people with children do to their single friends? They, they lie because they want you in the same hole that they're in. They can't stand it when you go and eat seven chili dogs at a at a st louis game and then just go home

and pass out it was like five hot dogs dude i'm sorry i well you ate the other two on the way on the way

home you took them to go it doesn't count it was afterward fifty three dollars on hot dogs he said at the

game now he's mischaracterizing the history oh fact check what he true that's what people with kids do to their single friends. They're like, oh, it's so wonderful. There's like a little you, and every day is a gift, and it gives you so much purpose. And it's like, how's your nap situation these days? It's like, what? What's that? Well, the kids have naps, but I mostly have nervous breakdowns about my financial future. Well, I don't, but I don't because I'm 36 and they can have stuff to do. Yeah. The fuck out of here. That's prime nap in age. Naps are wasted on the young. Naps are for 40-year-old men. You get a nice three to six-hour nap in the middle of day. Six hours is not a... By the evening, you're just popping. How do you think I'm on here so bubbly and happy? Usually, I'd be filled rage right now. No kids. Check me, Taylor. How are you going to get in this one? You need a solid eight hours and then a cool six in the middle of the day.

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