P.K.A. 757. First guest having audio issues. We'll see if he can sort that out and join us. Taylor.

This episode of PKK is brought to you by lock and load. Harry's, our wonderful merchandise, and the soul of the now flying high Franklin the Turtle.

So to start the show, we're going to have 35 minutes of silence.

Franklin the turtle.

Damn shame, everyone.

It is.

I think most people don't know what we're talking about.

I talked about it on P.K.N, which is a much smaller audience.

I was live streaming Tuesday and Colin taps on my shoulder and he's like,

dad, there's a turtle in the pool.

And I'm hoping this is just informative as if it's not like every other piece of

information, which is just a clue that I have a problem to solve.

But sure enough, it's dad, fix this.

So I go to the pool and I take out the net and I get the turtle out and he's not moving,

but he's alive.

He seems alive.

Like we all know what a dead turtle from the bottom of a pool would look maybe bloated

and disgusting or whatever.

A dead turtle on land would be dehydrated and busted.

This looks like a healthy turtle that chooses not to move.

So Jackie starts researching it and he says they play dead.

I'm like, well, my turtle's fucking awesome at playing dead.

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