PKA 726 W/ Dick Masterson: Woody Gives Jackie The Worst Christmas Present Ever

Painkiller Already

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4.7 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2024

⏱️ 250 minutes

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0:00.0	P.k.A. 726 with one of the goat guests, Dick Masterson Taylor.
0:05.2	This episode of PKK is brought to you by Bluchew, our wonderful merch, and the newly, only six pills a day, not nine pills a day.
0:12.4	Whoa. Holy Spilionary. Is that because we revolutionized the formula?
0:17.3	It's because we revolutionized the formula. Wow. Does that new formula make it not only more effective but better for you?
0:24.3	What Derek did was he actually found a German scientist living in Argentina.
0:31.8	And got them involved.
0:35.4	Does your dick grow a little mustache, like right over the hole?
0:39.1	We're working on it.
0:39.9	Well, I shaved it back.
0:41.1	Not related to locking one.
0:43.5	So, Dick, before we jump into anything, I always like to ask, what are the big current feuds?
0:49.8	Oh, man.
0:51.1	Oh, man.
0:52.5	Talk about, talk about Revenge of the Jedi. You boys are all familiar with
0:57.7	my two-year feud. Well, Eric July's two-year feud against me. You know, he's been a, yeah.
1:04.2	Yeah, he's been attacking me with his illiteracy and, like, making crappy comic books and, you know,
1:10.2	he called me the N-word a couple of times.
1:12.1	No.
1:13.2	Isn't that terrible?
1:14.5	That's our word, you know, racists.
1:18.6	That's our word.
1:19.5	That word has kept us down for 60 years.
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