It reminded me of me when I was your age.

Well, that's just not like setting me down the right path.

That's like, yeah, right.

Lunch.

Peter, you look famished.

Do I? Is it because I can't put food on my own table?

Yes.

Yes, that is true.

I lost my job this week.

That's funny story. That's a cool adult. I lost my job this week. That's funny story.

That's a cool adult. I think that's the most adult thing that can happen to you. Oh, it's for sure. Yeah, it's for sure like the most adult thing that's ever happened to me. There's two things you can lose your job. You can get, no, you can get, you can have an affair or you can get laid off. those are like the two most adult things you can do.

That's pretty true, I think.

I can't have an affair.

I said, an affair or you can get laid off. Those are like the two most adult things you can do.

That's, that's pretty true, I think. I can't have an affair. So I don't have a wife. That's, you can have an affair that's with someone who's married. That is, that's true. Don't sell yourself short, Pete. You can have an affair. I don't think it's an affair for, I feel like, Oh, yes, it's an affair.

You can't say, like, if you're sleeping with a married woman, you can't say, I'm having an affair. You absolutely, of course. No, you can't. Yes. No, it's just, I'm fucking a married woman. That's, you're not the one having the affair. So you think that just, that just The married person is the person having an affair. That's incorrect. That is definitely true.

Those two people are having an affair. It's short for extramarital affair. It's an affair that's outside of a marriage. To me, this is just speaking in terms of my opinion. This is why you fucking got fired because you don't know what a fucking affair is you, idiot.

I didn't get fired.

I got laid off.

A lot of people have been saying that on Twitter this week. They're like, oh, Pete got fired. Fuck you. I got laid off, as did everybody else in my fucking company. Well, how do you think I feel? I've known. So this was something that unfortunately was seen coming for a little bit.

You knew it was coming. You'd let me in on it. So by the time it actually happened, I think both of us were at stage like 11 of the grieving process. So I had all the, I'd already done the like, this sucks. Like Like, we're gonna, like, you're gonna fucking do this.

Like, do it, like, we're gonna live forever, all that shit. Gone past all that. And we were to the point of, like, heavy joking about it. It must have been weird for anybody, like, on the outside looking in, because the news came down, and I immediately fired off, like, three or four jokes. I know. because we'd spent like a week workshopping.

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