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People have earned. Welcome to Constpiracy, the show, with your host of

Adam Todd Brown, Who are you?

I'm your deadbeat dad, Connor McSpadden, everybody. Connor went out

to get a pack of

cigarettes four months

ago and just now

pulled back into the

driveway.

Yep.

And I just,

I have just with a

bunch of stories

about telling

Gilbert Godfried

what to say.

No,

just skipping town,

you know.

You were writing

...