Pizzagate: Are Democrats Harvesting Children’s Blood? - Jordan Klepper Fingers the Conspiracy

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🗓️ 20 December 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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It’s one of the weirder things Jordan Klepper has heard at Trump rallies: Democrats are drinking the blood of children to get their daily adrenochrome fix. What is adrenochrome, and how did Hillary Clinton get involved? Jordan sits down with Matt Gertz, Senior Fellow for Media Matters for America and Elise Wang, an assistant professor at California State University, Fullerton. Together, they unravel this conspiracy theory that begins in the Middle Ages, pops up in the 2016 election, and makes its way to the non-existent basement of a Washington D.C. pizza shop.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Hey, it's Desi Lightit, correspondent for The Daily Show.
0:08.0	Up next is a preview of a new Daily Show podcast with my buddy, contributor Jordan Klepper.
0:13.9	Jordan Klepper, fingers the conspiracy.
0:16.6	Have a listen and be sure to look for the series to him more wherever you get your podcasts.
0:22.2	Blood, it's everywhere on Children at Halloween in Test tubes at the doctor's office.
0:30.6	In the very title of the 2007 drama, there will be blood.
0:34.2	And it's even inside you right now.
0:37.4	Which means you're part of this story, so buckle up.
0:41.0	This is Jordan Klepper, fingers the conspiracy.
0:43.6	If you're listening to this podcast, you probably already know a little bit about Pizza
0:47.4	Gate.
0:48.4	You can get into that shortly, but this extremely weird idea that pedophiles are using secret
0:53.1	symbols is rooted in the belief that a litus cabal, it's always a cabal, are rounding
0:58.6	up babies to steal their adrenaline by consuming their blood.
1:02.6	They're Republicans in Congress who believe this.
1:05.0	You might have also seen it in the Netflix show The Watcher.
1:08.1	It's a conspiracy theory that goes way back before Hillary Clinton and Comet Ping Pong
1:13.7	in 2016.
1:15.1	It goes back 900 years to when Joe Biden was born.
1:20.4	Let's get into it as Chris Cuomo would say.
1:22.9	All right, let's bring in our own little blood cabal.
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