Pizzagate: Are Democrats Harvesting Children’s Blood? - Jordan Klepper Fingers the Conspiracy
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2022
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | Hey, it's Desi Lightit, correspondent for The Daily Show. |
| 0:08.0 | Up next is a preview of a new Daily Show podcast with my buddy, contributor Jordan Klepper. |
| 0:13.9 | Jordan Klepper, fingers the conspiracy. |
| 0:16.6 | Have a listen and be sure to look for the series to him more wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:22.2 | Blood, it's everywhere on Children at Halloween in Test tubes at the doctor's office. |
| 0:30.6 | In the very title of the 2007 drama, there will be blood. |
| 0:34.2 | And it's even inside you right now. |
| 0:37.4 | Which means you're part of this story, so buckle up. |
| 0:41.0 | This is Jordan Klepper, fingers the conspiracy. |
| 0:43.6 | If you're listening to this podcast, you probably already know a little bit about Pizza |
| 0:47.4 | Gate. |
| 0:48.4 | You can get into that shortly, but this extremely weird idea that pedophiles are using secret |
| 0:53.1 | symbols is rooted in the belief that a litus cabal, it's always a cabal, are rounding |
| 0:58.6 | up babies to steal their adrenaline by consuming their blood. |
| 1:02.6 | They're Republicans in Congress who believe this. |
| 1:05.0 | You might have also seen it in the Netflix show The Watcher. |
| 1:08.1 | It's a conspiracy theory that goes way back before Hillary Clinton and Comet Ping Pong |
| 1:13.7 | in 2016. |
| 1:15.1 | It goes back 900 years to when Joe Biden was born. |
| 1:20.4 | Let's get into it as Chris Cuomo would say. |
| 1:22.9 | All right, let's bring in our own little blood cabal. |
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