#PIZZAGATE | 12
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2016
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Ah, the internet. An interconnected series of tubes and wires bringing us all together with stupid cat videos, planking, and Viagra ads. But every now and then the internet produces a story befitting a late 80’s Robert Stack treatment. Enter #pizzagate. Through a series of wikileaked e-mails, Instagram photos and some BIG leaps of faith, the dark corners of the internet have decided that an independent pizza joint in Washington DC is the center hive to a satanic, pedophilic sex ring that is participated in and supported by the Washington elite – going all the way to the top. Has the collective wisdom of 4chan, Reddit, and the rest of the web uncovered a devilish plot, or have they vilified a bunch of people with nothing more than a hunch and a dream that s**t like this actually exists. H51 investigates (meaning we go below the first 2 results on Google this time). Plus, Mowens is back to help co-host and we have a HUGE guest that might, or might not be the President Elect. All of that and more on this slightly disturbing edition of Hysteria 51
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| 0:00.0 | The following is the fourth hand production. |
| 0:03.0 | When I get a serious craving for something I want to eat. |
| 0:10.0 | I need some cheese, tomatoes and olives and maybe even some meat. |
| 0:16.0 | I need some pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza |
| 0:21.0 | pizza pizza every time I want that Pizza, Pizza, Pizza, Pizza, Pizza, Pizza, |
| 0:28.0 | Pizza, I go to Comet |
| 0:31.0 | Pink Pong. Sotanic child sex trafficking. |
| 0:45.0 | Pizza gate, not a recipe battle between pizza fast food chains, |
| 0:49.0 | but rather a horrible conspiracy involving sex dungeons, |
| 0:52.0 | cooking with human bodily fluids and pedophilia. |
| 0:55.6 | Pedophilia? What is this shit? Really? You're running that some more |
| 1:02.0 | behind me? |
| 1:03.0 | Seriously conspiracy, but I can't do this. |
| 1:06.0 | This is awful. |
| 1:07.0 | Cute British announcer guy. |
| 1:09.0 | Life is a mystery. Confusion is all around us. The truth is out there, but you won't find it here. |
| 1:22.0 | Welcome to Hysteria 51. |
| 1:25.0 | Come inside our secret hideaway as we talk conspiracy theories, mysteries, and the unexplained, |
| 1:32.0 | all viewed through skeptical eyes and the Unexpected Unexpected Eyes and the blurry lens of a beer bottle. |
| 1:37.0 | Now here are your hosts, Brent Hand and John Goforth. |
| 1:42.0 | Welcome! and John Goforth. Welcome in Hysteria Nation to another episode of Hysteria 51, one might even say a cheesy episode. |
| 1:52.0 | Oh, I see what you did there. Yeah, yeah. That was a tasty joke, John. |
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