0:00.0	Fuck Mary Kill. Papa John, Pizza Hut Domino's.
0:06.5	Now if you would have asked me this, circa 2016,
0:11.9	I would have fucked and married Domino's.
0:15.0	But I'm a new man.
0:18.8	New crust, yeah.
0:20.2	I'm a new boy. And I think I am going to marry Papa Johns mostly because I I just like the Papa John's breadsticks because they come plain and then you dip it in the garlic sauce so you are in control of how much garlic is on that sucker.
0:43.2	Nice.
0:43.8	Whereas they just put it on the crust for dominoes and it's like good but...
0:48.6	Yeah.
0:49.6	And I don't think I've had Pizza Hut since maybe middle school.
0:52.7	Same.
0:53.6	Really?
0:54.6	Maybe like a basketball tournament.
0:56.2	We swing into Pizza Hut.
0:57.5	Yeah.
0:58.5	Had the buffet up.
0:59.5	But I don't think I've had Pizza Hut since then.
1:02.5	There's a Pizza Hut right down the road.
1:05.4	What?
1:05.8	Yeah, in that little strip mall by
1:08.8	by Liquor store.
1:11.2	Corner 32nd and veterans.
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