Pizza Passion: Jon Stewart's Infamous Pizza Takedowns

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 12 September 2023

⏱️ 31 minutes

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New York is famous for its pizza and no one is prouder of that than Jon Stewart…or more protective. Jon takes on Donald Trump, the entire city of Chicago, and Mayor Bill DeBlasio in his defense of proper pizza etiquette and his mission to cement New York as the pizza capital of America. Grab a slice and strap in for the ride. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.5	Sarah Palin's Cross Country, now on publicity bar and storming tour of Real America continued
0:12.2	yesterday.
0:13.2	On day three of Sarah Palin's one nation bus tour, she met with Donald Trump on his
0:17.6	home turf right here in New York City.
0:19.1	Oh my gosh, she's here!
0:20.8	She's in the house with him!
0:25.2	Wow, this brings up so many questions.
0:27.7	Whose name will they put on the vehicle they travel in?
0:31.9	Mmm, will they call it Trailing Palump?
0:35.7	What will they call it?
0:38.4	So Trump's showing pale in the town, I'm sure he took her to the best of the best, some
0:42.1	classy place like the Trump oil you can eat, fwagra and caviar atiria, Trump fwagwa and
0:49.1	caviar atiria, where you are guaranteed to contract gout, the disease of kings.
0:57.9	In the two broke bread, they went out for a slice of pizza in New York's Times Square.
1:02.6	Oh, you know what, a slice of pizza, respect.
1:08.5	The place is called Famous Familia Pizza, it is an Albanian chain of pizzerias.
1:15.8	What?
1:24.8	Famous Familia is a 50th and Broadway, I mean I'm eating there, pizza is, you know, fine.
1:34.2	I used to eat there a lot when I was working next door, Caroline's Comedy Club.
1:37.7	It's a good convenience pizza, it's, you know, back in the 80s, there weren't a lot of food
1:42.6	options in Times Square.
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