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Guaranteed Human. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, Garrett. Yes. This is an old trick in the world of phone taps. And we haven't done it in so many years. So, Frank wants to phone tap his brother Joe. Now, the guys own a pizzeria together. And I figured, why not mess with Joe and make him talk to himself? Now, how do we do that? Well, I call up Joe, act as if I'm putting an order in for pizza, and I record Joe. And then a little while later, I call Joe back and have Joe talk to himself. Yeah. You'll see what we're saying. Let's get into part one. Yes. Daniel C'll see part two is on the way. Here we go. Listen to it. Hey, can you hear me? Yeah. What do you want? Hi, my name's Joe. Do I know you? Can I place an order? Yeah, sure. What do you want? Do you sell pizza? Buddy, this is a pizzerie. Of course we sell pizza.

What do you need?

I'm busy here.

Do you have gluten-free? Yeah, we got a gluten-free crust. What do you want? You want that? Is that it? Do you want anything else? You want any sandwiches? You want any hot? Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Could you hear me?

Did your bathroom work?

Buddy, what are you asking about my bathroom for?

You want to order a pizza or not? Hello? Hello? Can you finish the lyric for me? Baby Shark. What are you talking about? What kind of games you're playing, buddy? What the hell's going on here? Do you know the lyric? Yeah. Doo do do do vo-p-a-oh. How's that? Are you there? Hello? Are you there? Goodbye. All right, so you got all you needed. Yep. Exactly. Okay, so he takes that sound, puts it to the computer, and calls him back. You ready for it? Yeah. Here's how it sounds. Yeah. What do you want? What do you mean? What do I want? What do you want? I'm taking it. What do you mean? What are you talking about? Listen, let's cut the bullshit, buddy. You want to place an order or not? Who's this? It's Joe. Who's this? Who's this? It's Joe. Who's this? Joe. I'm Joe. Do I know you? What are we playing games here? Are you there? Hello? Are you there? Buddy, what do you think you're being smart? What the hell's going on here? Yeah, sure. What do you want? Listen, are we going to cut the bull-shund here? You want to place an order or not? Do I know you? You want to play... Listen, I'm busy over you. You want to place the... Do you, do, do do. Doop. How's that? Yeah. I'm going to you, too. Goodbye. Yeah. Yeah, you're that pizza. Hello? What? Are you again? What the fuck is wrong with you? Could you hear me? Because I hear you, buddy.

Take the shit out of your ears. You want to order a pizza? What the hell's going on here? What kind of games are you playing, buddy? Listen, you want pizza or not? Listen, you want some meatballs? So I hear, yeah, I'm fucking busy. What do you need, buddy? Come on, let's go. I'm going to give you my meatballs, buddy.

Are you there?

Hello, are you there? Frank, this guy's been busting my balls is fucking cold. I can't take anymore. Hey, Joe. Yeah. Who's this? Hello? My name's actually Gareth from Elvis Duran in the morning show. You've just been phone tapped.

You've actually been talking to yourself.

You've got to be kidding me.

Who the fuck me up to this?

You could thank Frank.

Frank.

This bastard is this throne standing right here?

That's right, right?

I'm going to tell your ass.

Trust me.

You've been in pizza store.

You need to calm down.

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