Pizza from a Gas Station %% Quiktrip Jalapeno Popper Pizza

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Food, Society & Culture, Comedy, Arts

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Sauce Monkey is focused and it's all background noise so don't worry. Our Heroes try QuikTrip's pizza offering which is almost not pizza? Eric can't say no to roller food & Nick ordered a lot of food. What's up with that deer in the dumpster? Help on pump 3 for old woman. Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to 100% Eat the show where we try every fast food restaurants.
0:04.2	We'll let you know if you need it.
0:05.5	You probably do.
0:06.2	I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan Spheres. Jordan, how are you? From memory. Yeah. He didn't even read it. I mean, just hold it because it's there. I memorized all my lines too. Nobody. Nobody claps for me. Jordan's, I know. Jordan's right.
0:18.9	Jordan's are.
0:19.1	I'm supposed to say and I'm saying it now.
0:19.9	Jordans are harder.
0:20.6	You guys are on script.
0:21.7	This is good.
0:22.1	Yeah.
0:22.9	Well, Nick asked if I was ready, and I'm sending it now. Jordans are harder. You guys are on script.
0:21.7	This is good.
0:22.1	Yeah.
0:22.7	Well, Nick asked if I was ready,
0:24.0	so I had to prove it.
0:25.2	Yeah.
0:25.5	You did it.
0:26.3	I also asked Nick if he was ready, and he got mad. No, he went... When we were in that quick trip, ordering the song going
0:32.9	and stuff.
0:33.7	Yeah, he's fading it out.
0:34.6	I think he was...
0:35.7	Well, I'm glad.
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