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Run That Prank

Pizza Delivery

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2018

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Nephew Tommy pranks pizza place into believing he's trying to get delivery to a jail.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after today's strawberry letter, a subject, you did what? Where?

0:09.4

Okay, that's the time. That's the subject. But up next is the nephew with today's prank phone call. What you got, Neff?

0:15.7

Pizza delivery to jail. Hello. I love pizza. Pizza delivery. To jail. To jail. Come on. No, pizza. May I help you? Hello, I'm trying to order pizza. Okay. Can you all for me, please? Uh, yeah, all right. Okay, so about that, Sarah, can I take your order?

0:38.3

Yeah, I need to order ten pizzas.

0:40.3

You want ten pizzas?

0:42.0

And what kind of crust was that going to be?

0:44.0

I need six...

0:45.6

Sorry, can you talk up for me, please?

0:47.7

I need six cheese pizzas.

0:50.4

Six cheese pizzas on thin crust.

0:53.2

What kind of question was that again?

0:55.0

Thin, thin, thin, thin, thin...

0:57.0

Six cheese, thin, crust, peaches.

1:02.0

And do you want any other toppings on that, sir?

1:05.0

No, I need two meat lovers.

1:08.0

What was that again?

1:09.0

Can you pick up a little bit I was really having a hard time hearing you? I need two meat lovers. What was that again? Can you speak up a little bit? I was really having a hard time hearing you. I need two meat lovers. Two meat lovers is that? Yes, two meat lovers. Two meat lovers pizza. Okay, and what kind of crust would you like on that, sir? That's thick, thick crust. You said you want a thin crust on that? Thick. So I'm having a really hard time hearing you.

1:29.2

Can you speak up for me?

1:30.3

I need two meat lovers with thick crust.

1:35.1

Thick crust.

1:35.9

Okay.

1:36.8

Okay.

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